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Ancient History
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Was checking Steam screenshots and found this in my Arkham Asylum file. I think it helps illustrate why Batman just can't stop crime by hitting criminals.
some of them want more when he's done.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Ancient History
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My fragmentary Japanese indicates that it's a labeled alien family. Probably.
DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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Stahlseele
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kinda looks like xenomorph onesies to me on the top and left one.
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Top Right: "Although the image of my folded body is powerful, it's basically somethingsomething sitting."Shrapnel wrote:I'd give my right kidney to know what the hell is going on there.
Bottom right: "The busy queen"
"Queen!" "Play with us!" "Play with us!" "Queen"
Keep your kidney; I don't know what's going on either.
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Shrapnel
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Thank you. My life is now closer to being complete.Shiritai wrote:Top Right: "Although the image of my folded body is powerful, it's basically somethingsomething sitting."Shrapnel wrote:I'd give my right kidney to know what the hell is going on there.
Bottom right: "The busy queen"
"Queen!" "Play with us!" "Play with us!" "Queen"
Keep your kidney; I don't know what's going on either.
I'm also now going to try inserting "the image of my folded body is powerful" into almost every conversation I have from now on.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Not a macro, but a lot of images with explanatory text, and I think AH spends most of his time on this thread:
http://www.ottgallery.com/MRR.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/WelcometoArkham.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/Illumination.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/Salem%20Station.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/MRR.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/WelcometoArkham.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/Illumination.html
http://www.ottgallery.com/Salem%20Station.html
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Color photographs of the late Russian Empire, made by one of the pioneers of color photography - Sergei Prokudin-Gorskiy
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Ancient History
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You're in Florida, aren't you?
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Ancient History
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Knew it was somewhere in the South.Ancient History wrote:Georgia.
Mmkay, factoid gained.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Ancient History
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Hehehe, implying that the Drusley would ever allow Harry to buy an iphone.Longes wrote:
Murder medieval magic castle sounds a lot better when your family has been treating you like crap ever since you remember.
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Actually, Hogwarts does still have one thing going for it; when you're an upperclassman you learn to teleport.
DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.